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Sunday, February 20, 2011

If I Were Ruler of the Universe

This is a very introspective blog entry. If I were ruler of the universe:

1. There would be no such thing as "countries" and anyone can live anywhere they want in the world.

2. There would be no political unrest, war or violence because I would be the only ruler of the universe. Therefore, I make all the rules and anyone who disagrees is sent to Mars to work on further space exploration projects.

3. All jobs would pay the same salary. This would allow everyone to have the career of their choice and to find personal fulfillment within their profession. There would be no rich or poor people. Everyone would have exactly what they needed to survive.

4. There would be no such thing as sexism, racism or classism. Everyone would be equal.

5. No one would be hungry or homeless. If someone didn't have enough food, people who have more than they need would give their excess to those in need. Neighbors would build homes for people who don't have one.

6. TV would be extinct. Everyone would spend their spare time at museums, playing outside, pursuing hobbies and interacting with other human beings.

7. More efforts would be spent on expanding zoos and promoting conservation. Zoos are wonderful teaching tools, however animals in zoos need more room for themselves and more animals for company. Each animal would have at least one mile to themselves. In my universe, animals would be just as important as humans.

8. Guns would be legends of the past, especially in America. Anyone who disagrees with me will be sent to the moon to build a resort community.

That's all I've got.

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