I asked my facebook friends to give me topics to write about. Here's suggestion #1:
African Killer Bees and Sentient Robots: Nature's Perfect Killing Machines
I have to slightly disagree that African Killer Bees are a perfect killing machine. It takes more than one bee to do any real damage. It's quite simple to defeat them actually. Here is the recipe:
4 Alaskan Grizzly Bears
1 12-Pack of Howling Gray Wolves
3 Bald Eagles
1 White Lion
1 Dio's "Holy Diver"
With that combo, the bees don't stand a chance.
The robots, on the other hand are harder to defeat. However, with a little effort it can be done. Here is how to defeat any robot that has turned to the dark side:
6 Panthers
6 Cougars
1/2 Silverback Gorilla
7 Pterodactyls
1 Iron Maiden's "The Number of the Beast"
This concoction of natural power can defeat the man made tyranny of any sentient robot.
So, you see African Killer Bees and Sentient Robots will never win. Nothing will overcome the majestic power of nature's finest creatures.
Good luck with the pterodactyls. Everybody knows that Steven Spielberg owns all of the world's dinosaurs.
ReplyDeleteSteven Spielberg = John Hammond
Jurassic Park = Autobiographical Film
Also, does White Lion have to play "Holy Diver?" Does Dio at least get to sing?
ReplyDeleteI'm confused.
Yes, White Lion plays Holy Diver. Dio's spirit emits the energy.
ReplyDeletethe 6 cougars-- are those the cats or the middle aged women with boob jobs who bang pool boys?
ReplyDeleteAlso, what would be the combo for defeating a sentient robot that shoots killer bees at you?
Sure, the cougars could be the pool boy banging boob job women. It's interchangeable.
ReplyDeleteTo defeat a sentient robot that shoots killer bees, you must firt play "Gypsy Queen" off of Holy Diver, then release the wolves. After that, follow the original plan.